Grief or something like it

20120523-143900.jpgYesterday we were talking about the Olympics. The proxy for the great violence within us all and I said if you lived in BOISE you had to go? Great. I am glad that you learned that lesson well.

Also, if Specialized-Lululemon have someone manning their google alerts I am interested in purchasing your WOMEN’S KIT which is the least ugly revolting tampon packet designed kit that I have seen so far. GET IN TOUCH. GOOGLE ALERT ALERT – CONSUMERS WANT TO BE A PART OF YOUR DREAM. Please start stocking in Australia. I bought men’s knicks recently and I can tell you that they give you unholy cameltoe the second you get off the saddle and realistically, I have enough trouble motivating for a ride these days without that sort of thing happening.

Also, while we are YELLING, can I please let you know that I HAVE SUFFERED A LOSS.

I had to give back the BLING MONSTER. You know and I know that I have no right in any right mind to complain about this loss. But, just so you know, I am no longer available to go on imaginary mountain bike rides with you because I HAVE SUFFERED.


By Eleanor Jackson

Eleanor Jackson is a Filipino Australian poet, performer, arts producer, cyclist, writer, gal about town, feminist, freewheeler, and friend.

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