Also, if Specialized-Lululemon have someone manning their google alerts I am interested in purchasing your WOMEN’S KIT which is the least ugly revolting tampon packet designed kit that I have seen so far. GET IN TOUCH. GOOGLE ALERT ALERT – CONSUMERS WANT TO BE A PART OF YOUR DREAM. Please start stocking in Australia. I bought men’s knicks recently and I can tell you that they give you unholy cameltoe the second you get off the saddle and realistically, I have enough trouble motivating for a ride these days without that sort of thing happening.
Also, while we are YELLING, can I please let you know that I HAVE SUFFERED A LOSS.
I had to give back the BLING MONSTER. You know and I know that I have no right in any right mind to complain about this loss. But, just so you know, I am no longer available to go on imaginary mountain bike rides with you because I HAVE SUFFERED.