Hank, nice fellow what he his, needs a little bit of a pause for effect, for I don’t meet folk like him all the time. Before we return to our regular programming, I need a nap, or my gross black eye bags will clash with my nice red shoes.
In the mean time, let us consider this little bit of gorgeous helmet encouragement. Afoot! Afloat! Racing! Driving!
This is helmet advertising for All the Boys Who Dare and Want to Wear. I believe Bike Victoria may have sent this around, but now I can’t find the original email, and it’s making me feel weird like I’m having an imaginary relationship with BV where they promise to send me funny forwards, and I promise to get wheel reflectors.
If only we could get Tom Boonen to wear one.