But we still can’t show you her face.
Which is a real pity. Because she was rolling a pretty sweet ride. A nifty ladies single speed, retro fifties style in a great go-faster red. She was also wearing a crazy black and white outfit, with great cutaway sections on her top creating this amazing geometric effect over her big old shiny cruiser. Topped with a matching red helmet and lipstick to boot. And she herself was no poke in the eye.
But we still can’t show you her face.
Because, unfortunately, she was sneaking past a stationery tram, almost knocking over an unsuspecting commuter (me) and saving herself a good three seconds on her journey.
And depriving you all of her hotness. Sad but true.
eleanor j jackson 