If you Google these words, you get some completely unhelpful images, which I simply cannot post up here. Some are just boring, others affect my PG13 rating.
So – forgive me the lack of pretty between the typing. I am flat out typing like something or the other.
But hey. You could be a supermodel. Are you young? Are you hip?
Because Bicycle Queensland are looking for some folk to do a photoshoot for the Wilson HTM Brisbane to Gold Coast Cycle Challenge. For this, you would just need to be available on Monday 27 June at 10.00am in a special, secret location (central like) with a Bike, Helmet and Black Knicks. After that they will give you a sweet event Jersey to borrow for your marvellous photo shoot experience.
You should be 25-35, male or female and in good health, by which I think means that you look like you have ridden a bike before and/or are not going to have some sort of heart attack while it’s going on. Because that would hardly encourage people to come along to the ride, would it now? Your face would then be on some marketing gas and you would be famous in all the right ways.
Namely, not for s3xting your crotch to someone, or being a gangland matriarch but for being a good, cycling, health fit, full of beans type.
If you’re interested, email BQ Bec here. Or just hit me up for some deets.
Having recently done a photo shoot myself (for the poetry thingy), I can reassure you it’s reasonably difficult work, but rewarding and kind of more fun that you’d think it would be at first glance. That said, I think it’s BYO Vaseline for the lens.